Friday Bowie and the Blues

Bowie and the boys from Tin Machine seem to know a thing or two about the blues:

Blues Singer’s Woman Permitted To Tell Her Side

the Onion is staffed by writers far too clever for their own good.

“Despite what Mr. Jackson would have you believe, I am not an evil-hearted woman who will not let him be,” Dobbs told reporters. “I repeat: I am not an evil-hearted woman who will not let him be. To the contrary, my lovin’ is so sweet, it tastes just like the apple off the tree.”

“He says he sends for his baby, but I don’t come around,” Dobbs, a brownskin woman, said. “He says he sends for his baby, but I don’t come around. Well, the truth is, I do come, but he is out messing with every gal in town.”