Bond, James Bond – Diamonds are For Old Gay Hitmen

(Reposted from Blurred Productions)

Diamonds Are Forever

Year: 1971

Bond Actor:  Sean Connery (Age: 41)

Bond Country of Origin: Scotland

Women Slept With: 1

Villain’s Evil Scheme: To use a laser made of diamonds to destroy nuclear arsenals and hold a global auction for nuclear supremacy.

Rosebud Frozen Peas

Call me immature if you want, but this clip from the Critic is a guaranteed laugh:

Puns!

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