Gabriel: Do you know how you got that dent, in your top lip? Way back, before you were born, I told you a secret, then I put my finger there and I said “Shhhhh!”
It’s a movie that looks very much like your mental image of a 1990s film, complete with overly dark sets and flat performances by the protagonists. The film is largely salvaged by two of the leads trying to best each other in scenery chewing, and a willingness to have a bit of fun with itself, in spite of the morbidly supernatural atmosphere.
6/10
Theoretically Evil 