Jake Gittes: What I do for a living may not be very reputable. But I am. In this town I’m the leper with the most fingers.
None of the charisma, wit, or ingenuity of the original film, and a movie that stinks badly of some actors needing a paycheck. Everyone kind of goes through the motions with a plot that is nearly beat for beat the same, with some very strange interactions that make you wish you had just rewatched Chinatown instead.