Quick Movie Review- Machete (while drunk)

Machete

This movie made me laugh harder than The Expendables. I kind of forget how it ended (as you tend to with plots as well developed and bullet proof as this one), but by god, there was fist pumping and a Machete held high.

Protip: If you don’t have time to watch the whole thing, just watch the first 5-10 minutes.
**Warning: nakkid Lindsay Lohan and Cheech don’t come in till later, so you’ll be missing out if you choose this route.

Drunk: 9.5/10 Sober: I’m so sorry…

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